Farmer Mistakes Yoga Retreat for Cult, Ends Up Finding Inner Peace

He wandered in with overalls torn,
Thinking this was goat-birthing morn.
Instead he found folks stretching wide,
And chanting “Om” with rural pride.
They offered tea, he asked for beer,
But soon he cried a healing tear.
“Turns out I had trauma in my plow,”
He wept while downward dogging now.
He faced his fear of vegan stew,
And hugged a stranger named Bamboo.
Now every morn he greets the sun,
In fields where silence used to run.
His cows say “moo” in calmer tones,
And meditate near sacred stones.
He thanks the cult–er, healing space,
For teaching cows to namaste.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on August 1, 2024 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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