Ground beef drops 16 cents and officials call it a victory FORT WORTH, TEXAS - American supermarkets are facing accusations of forgetting to lower beef prices following Washington's campaign to increase imports and make ground beef

Morning Routines Rooster crows before dawn's first light,Pa grumbles, "Already? That bird ain't right."Ma makes coffee strong as sin,Pours it in a boot, stirs it with a pin.The dog eats eggs, the cat steals ham,The

On the courage it takes to simply pull out of the driveway Worth the Gas MoneyA thousand-mile trip don't start with a noble step,it starts with you in the driveway losing sleep.The engine's cold, the coffee's

Federal Regulators Launch Investigation Into Whether American Farmers Should Be Allowed to Fix Machinery Without First Consulting a Corporate Lawyer WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Trade Commission and USDA have launched a joint inquiry into agricultural

‘Precision Ag’ Promised a Farming Revolution. It’s Coming, Just Slowly… Very Slowly A Glimpse into the Future, with a Side of Reality Check In an era where we can send rockets to Mars and binge-watch entire TV

The Serious World of Farm Consulting Your Guide to Surviving and Thriving The Armchair Farmer Phenomenon Farm consultants often resemble armchair quarterbacks, dishing out expert advice from the comfort of their own cushy office chairs. In a recent

In Texas, Chickens Now Enjoy Air-Conditioned Coops and Personalized Fitness Regimens In the vast, sun-soaked state of Texas, poultry farming has reached new levels of luxury and innovation. Known for its larger-than-life approach to everything, Texas

Cow Opens Therapy Practice, Specializes in Moo-Tional Support and Udder Self-Esteem Ma booked Pa for couples' chat,Pa said, "That cow's too wise for that."Lou confessed his tractor fear,While Granny sobbed, "I milk shame, dear!"Cow adjusted

Cowboy Tries Yoga, Causes Stampede When Dusty McGraw tried yoga one dawn,He figured his back might quit crackin' by dawn.With spurs in his socks and a mat from the Dollar,He stretched like a lasso, then

Fish Out of Water: Texas Lake Stocked with Monster-Sized Amazonian Beast! Why Texas Parks and Wildlife's Latest Experiment Has Locals Hooked and Worried! Lake Arrowhead, TX -- It’s official—Texas has outdone itself again. Known for doing things

Talking to Wheat Enhances Growth? How Wichita County Farmers Are Cultivating Crops with Comedy In the sprawling wheat fields of Wichita County, Texas, an agricultural revolution is underway, but it's not what you'd expect. Forget about advanced

Cowboy Yoga Class Granny said, "Let's stretch our souls,"So Pa wore tights with bullet holes.Cousin Lou tried downward steer,Got stuck and cried into his beer.Ma did poses with a bale of hay,Till a goat headbutted

Weird Collections Uncle Earl collects expired glue,Says sniffin' it helps him barbecue.Granny's got buttons from strangers' pants,Sorted by scandal and awkward stance.Pa hoards receipts from gas stations past,Reads 'em like scriptures from a diesel caste.Ma

Diesel and Devotion: The Heartwarming Tales of Tractor-Pull Love Stories Love in the Fast Lane: Couples Bonding Over Horsepower and Heartstrings In the heart of rural America, love stories unfold not in the glow of candlelit dinners

FTC Settlement Proposal Recognizes Radical Property Rights Theory That Buying a Tractor Might Include Permission to Repair It MOLINE, ILLINOIS - American farmers are celebrating a historic breakthrough in private property rights after federal regulators advanced

Moscow's John Deere Salesmen: Caught in a Fluster and Harassment The Moscow Tractor Show: Where John Deere Tractors Salemen are "Catches" for Fashion Models In the heart of Moscow, amidst the iconic landmarks of the Kremlin and

The High-Flying Cowboy: Jan-Ladein's Rodeo in the Sky The Cowboy in the Cockpit: Jan-Ladein's Scare Tactics In an unexpected turn of aviation antics, Jan-Ladein, a German fighter pilot with a flair for the cowboy lifestyle, has been

Goat Learns to Fake Limp for Sympathy Snacks Ma's goat named Cindy took a spill,Or so we thought--stood deadly still.With mournful eyes and limping trot,She guilt-tripped folks for snacks a lot.Gran fed her fudge, Pa