Record milk, viral cottage cheese and a milk check that still won't stretch WICHITA FALLS, Texas - The latest dairy reporting reveals a wonderfully painful contradiction: America has record dairy production, booming cottage-cheese demand and extraordinarily

Record harvests, shrinking checks and a robot bee with investors DES MOINES, Iowa - American agriculture produced another dozen reasons this week to believe that farming is the only profession in the country where setting a

County learns of divorce before couple does PRATT, Kansas — Technology companies have spent billions trying to deliver faster communications to rural communities. They could have saved the money by placing a retired school secretary beside

Arkansas Goat With 42,000 Followers Ignores Everybody BENTONVILLE, Arkansas — County livestock officials stirred up trouble by starting a popularity competition in which cattle, pigs, and goats are evaluated according to their social media followings rather

GPS meets local landmarks GPS meets local landmarks CLARENDON, Texas — A city visitor attempting to reach a small-town livestock show has discovered that rural directions operate on an entirely different scientific system from satellite navigation. Instead

App suggests a veterinarian or a move SIDNEY, Montana — A new dating app designed for rural residents has encountered an unusual technical limitation: it has successfully located everyone within fifty miles, and half of them

Texas Goat Escapes, Proves More Qualified Than County Officials WICHITA FALLS, Texas — A Texas County Stock Show had a security breach when a prize Boer goat escaped his enclosure, wandered into a county committee meeting,

California's polyamory registry sends one rancher to the barn WICHITA FALLS, Texas — California has recognized multi-partner domestic relationships, and Texas ranchers have responded with the one question that matters in agricultural economics: can three wives

Men Who Spot a Sick Calf at 300 Yards Miss a Tired Wife Six Feet Away WICHITA FALLS, Texas — Agricultural leaders are confronting an unexpected crisis after relationship researchers found that women appreciate respect, communication,

Minecraft colony builds a rations office and forgets the garden WICHITA FALLS, Texas — Fifty artificial intelligence agents were sent into Minecraft with orders to build a thriving civilization in three hours. They built a chain

🎵 Old MacDonald Had a Wife Lyrics by Alan Nafzger Ranchers Ask USDA for Help Listening to Wives An Original Farm.FM Farm Comedy Song Verse 1: Selective Hearing 🤠 Old MacDonald had a ranch, E-I-E-I-O! And on that ranch he had a

Customers Write Their Own Wall of Farm Wisdom ORD, Nebraska — Pruett Feed & Seed took down its framed motivational posters this month and invited customers to write their own on the wall, and the resulting

Barn Trial Finds Flock Unmoved by Holiday Jokes LITCHFIELD, Minnesota — A turkey grower who spent nine days hanging Thanksgiving humor memes at beak height inside a working barn reported that his flock of 11,200 birds

Nebraska Operation Posts Spouse Wanted Ad HASTINGS, Nebraska — A 1,100-acre grain and cattle operation placed a classified ad this week under the heading "Farm Wants a Wife," which its attorney called the first spousal search

Couples Face Falling Profits and a Divided John Deere Collection WICHITA FALLS, Texas (Farm.FM) — Married farmers across America are confessing the exact moment they realised they'd married the wrong woman, although most have decided to

Cattle Belching All Over the Place Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Cattle Belching All Over the Place - DOWNLOAD [fiddle] (Verse 1) Herferds are belchin’ out in Redford, where they’re preferred, Munchin’ grass and chewin’ cud, not

Red Barn Jokes: Because Every Farm Needs a Punchline Welcome to the "Red Barn Jokes" section, where we take that iconic symbol of farm life and give it a comedic twist. Whether you’re a farmer who’s

I Gotta Bribe My Wife to Go to Town "The Braum's Ice Cream Song" Performed by Bale Harrison and the Texas Field Hands I Gotta Bribe My Wife to Go to Town - DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) Well, my wife don’t

20 Wheat Jokes That’ll Make You Roll in the Fields with Laughter Get Ready to Grain Some Laughs! At Farm.fm, we know that wheat isn’t just a staple of the farm—it’s also the source of some of

Welcome to the Corny Corn Jokes Page of Farm.fm Where the Jokes Are as Corny as the Crops If you've ever found yourself in a field of corn, chuckling at the thought of a good pun, then

20 Tractor Jokes That’ll Plow You Over with Laughter Rev Your Engines for Some Tractor Humor! At Farm.fm, we know that tractors are more than just machines—they’re the heart and soul of the farm, the real workhorses

20 Farmer Jokes That’ll Make You Chuckle Like a Chicken Welcome to the Cornfield of Farmer Comedy! At Farm.fm, we believe that farming isn’t just about hard work and early mornings—it’s also about finding the humor in

Goat Jokes That Will Have You Kidding Around Here at Farm.fm, we know that goats are the comedians of the animal kingdom. Whether they're climbing on things they shouldn’t, making funny faces, or just being their

What Would Andy Say? Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds What Would Andy Would Say Today? - DOWNLOAD Now, Barney’s got a bloodhound, says he's the best, But we’ve all seen smarter squirrels pass the test. I’ll

Heifer Jokes: Because Every Cow Deserves a Good Laugh At Farm.fm, we believe that every cow has its day—especially the heifers, those sassy, young bovine divas who haven't yet calved but already know how to steal