A Twenty-Year Warranty Lasts Four Minutes With a Bull AMARILLO, Texas (Farm.FM) — A manufacturer of farm gate hinges has withdrawn its 20-year warranty from one Panhandle ranch after a bull named Chairman Angus destroyed the

Texas Sheep Refuse to Pay Designers for Wool FREDERICKSBURG, Texas — The county livestock exhibition took a turn toward international glamour after local organizers introduced Livestock Fashion Week, an agricultural runway event intended to challenge the

The Pharisees Didn’t Sing Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys The Pharisees Didn’t Sing - DOWNLOADVerse 1: Well, I went to the temple just the other day, Heard the Levites singin’ in that old-time way. But the Pharisees

Ice Cream Fixes Every Relationship Problem, Scientists Confirm Vanilla Restores Trust, Chocolate Repairs Marriages, Rocky Road Teaches Acceptance WICHITA FALLS, Texas — For generations, grandmothers, dairy farmers and women contemplating divorce have understood a basic truth about

Washington promises to protect the family farm as soon as the last family sells its cows to pay the lawyer ARLINGTON, Virginia — A coalition of 87 organizations urged Congress this week to pass legislation intended

Farmers ask Washington to send some of the improvement southWICHITA FALLS, Texas - Federal drought analysts have announced improvements across portions of the United States, prompting Southern farmers to ask whether government officials could arrange

The Pasture May Earn More Standing Still SAN ANGELO, Texas (Farm.FM) — A West Texas rancher who received an offer for a solar development lease is studying the possibility that his sun-baked pasture may finally earn

Texas Ranchers Fight Screwworm Threat; Parasites Announce They're Just Another Federal Agency Looking for a Cut Livestock producers confront a dangerous parasite while discovering that the only thing multiplying faster than flies is the paperwork. SAN ANGELO,

Know What Counts Washington Counts Cows, Farmers Count Cash WICHITA FALLS, Texas — America's farmers and ranchers have been urged to "know what counts" after agricultural economists announced that the nation's farm economy could be better understood

Socialists Want Your Neighbor's Tractor Farm Policy Now Fits on One Photograph WASHINGTON, D.C. (Farm.FM) — Socialist agricultural strategists say they have found a winning formula for rural voters: locate a farmer who is struggling to pay

Schleicher County Livestock Show: Mill Weaves Lamb a Blanket of Himself Eldorado Mill Volunteers Revive the Old Wool-for-Blankets Trade for One 4-H Order, Receive Six Ounces of Slick-Shorn Clippings and a Form Reading “Size: Lamb” ELDORADO, Texas

The Banker Skips the Owner and Interviews the Cows ABILENE, Texas (Farm.FM) — A ranch financing application has reportedly been approved after a banker bypassed the ranch owner and examined the creditworthiness of his cows, which

Caribbean ammonia shortage reaches the Corn Belt HOUSTON, Texas — American farmers have learned that the financial success of next year's corn crop may depend partly on the availability of natural gas in Trinidad and Tobago,

Midwest Farm Women Wear Seven Layers to Chores; Boyfriends Complain It Takes 45 Minutes to Find Something Worth Kissing Farmer Boyfriends Say Winter Romance Now Requires Removing Two Carhartt Jackets, Insulated Bibs and Enough Thermal Underwear

Iowa farmer tries motivational speeches in place of nitrogen AMES, Iowa — American corn farmers facing fertilizer prices approaching $875 per short ton have begun exploring alternative methods of crop nutrition, including positive thinking, motivational speeches

Privacy campaign follows AI monitoring of Northern Ireland herds COUNTY ANTRIM, Northern Ireland — Britain's dairy cows have launched an unprecedented campaign for digital privacy after discovering that artificial intelligence cameras can monitor their daily movements

£23 million facility awaits a threat that never arrived PORTSMOUTH, England — Britain has achieved a breakthrough in international diplomacy after spending years and millions of pounds on border inspection facilities, only to discover that European

Officers trained to spot suspicious Brie face redundancy PORTSMOUTH, England — A £23 million British border inspection facility is facing an existential crisis after government officials concluded that European cheese may not constitute the national security

California's polyamory registry sends one rancher to the barn WICHITA FALLS, Texas — California has recognized multi-partner domestic relationships, and Texas ranchers have responded with the one question that matters in agricultural economics: can three wives

AI cameras arrive in the Northern Ireland milking parlour COUNTY ANTRIM, Northern Ireland — British dairy cows have entered the modern surveillance economy after farmers began using artificial intelligence to monitor their movements, evaluate their health

Nobody Ever Complained About a Cowgirl Showing More Leg, Ranchers Say WICHITA FALLS, Texas — The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders debuted shiny, Western-inspired Halloween uniforms against the Arizona Cardinals, and the resulting controversy has spread from AT&T

Central Valley Growers Ask How to Fit 1,200 Acres in a U-Haul FRESNO, California — California farmers are demanding equal treatment after discovering that billionaires can escape the state's proposed wealth tax by relocating, while 1,200

Soybeans tell it to stop looking so desperate DES MOINES, Iowa — American corn has entered its third week of emotional uncertainty after Chinese agricultural buyers failed to demonstrate the level of commitment suggested by earlier

Purchases outside soybeans lag at a seven-year low BEIJING, China — American farmers have discovered that negotiating agricultural trade with China resembles selling a used tractor to a customer who promises to buy the entire dealership,

£253 million vanishes before lunch as farmers queue like concert fans LONDON, England — Thousands of English farmers attempting to secure government environmental funding have discovered that saving the countryside now requires the reflexes of a

Extension agents advise planting politicians near competitive districts WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Department of Agriculture has discovered an extraordinary new agricultural opportunity. American farmers may be able to improve their financial position by spending

Payments to follow the election, possibly by year end WASHINGTON, D.C. — American farmers struggling with extraordinary fuel costs have received encouraging news from the capital. The federal government has discovered their diesel bills and plans

Barns, Wells and Wheat Fields Lack Relocation Attorneys SACRAMENTO, California — California lawmakers have made a revolutionary discovery in tax enforcement: unlike billionaires, farmland cannot board private jets and relocate to Florida.The revelation has inspired Sacramento's