Barbie Was Born in a Barn
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Tumbleweed
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The Aggie Fight Song
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Illinois Grows 533 Million Pounds of Pumpkins
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Iowa Pigs Dragged Into Tomato Trade Dispute
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Wisconsin Data Centers Meet Dairy Country
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Fall Decorating Crisis
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Haunted Hayrides Pay Farmers to Terrify You
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Surviving the Pumpkin Patch
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Wheatfield Pumpkin Farm
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Corporate Retreats at Silver City Farm
Corporate Retreats at Silver City Farm Beat the Boardroom Georgia executives find the farm has fewer meetings CUMMING, Ga. — For decades,
California Barn Cats
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Georgia Strawberry Mold Outsmarts Five Fungicides
The Fungus With an Advanced Degree ATHENS, Georgia. Strawberry growers in Georgia are facing a formidable opponent: gray mold with enough
Farmers Plan Soybean Relief After Socialist Win
Lula Wins, Iowa Farmers Prepare to Feed Brazil Co-op Says Brazil's Fields Are Now Run by Committee STORM LAKE, Iowa — Farmers
I Kisses a Taxidermied Bear
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We All Read the Same Bible
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A Farmer’s Guide to Paris
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Cattle Border Reopens
Screwworm objects The United States has reopened another border crossing for Mexican cattle while tightening safeguards against New World screwworm. The
Fuel Relief Arrives After Harvest
Washington discovers the calendar President Trump announced an $8 billion Harvest Fuel Relief program to help farmers cope with soaring diesel
USDA Funds Meatpacking
Paperwork gets bigger Washington has announced $57 million to expand American meat-processing capacity. The objective is sensible: more options for ranchers,
Farm Debt Hits Record
Nobody knows the total American farmers owe a record amount of money, and the most entertaining part is that official accounting
NASA Hired to Find Corn
Houston, we have an acreage problem NASA and the Department of Agriculture have signed an agreement to use Earth observation, geospatial
Rascally but I’m Right
Rascally but I’m Right Performed by Bale Harrison and the Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger (1991)Well I came here
USDA Miscounts Corn
Farmers count to ten The United States Department of Agriculture has corrected its September corn estimates after discovering a processing error
Don’t Let the Door Hit Ya (When the Good Lord Kicks Ya)
Don’t Let the Door Hit Ya (When the Good Lord Kicks Ya) Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Don’t
Diesel Now Requires a Mortgage
The pump is the priciest hired hand American farmers have discovered a fresh agricultural commodity: diesel fuel, now priced somewhere between
Washington Funds Fertilizer
Nitrogen gets a patriotic surcharge The federal government has selected eight domestic fertilizer projects representing more than $1.34 billion in proposed
Corn Harvest Falls Behind
Corn declines overtime The nation's corn harvest was 60 percent complete as of October 25, six percentage points behind the five-year
Tractor Sales Collapse
Old iron gets promoted Sales of new American farm tractors fell 16.4 percent in September compared with a year earlier, while
Country Music Muse
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I Fixed the Farm, But It Came Undone
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