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LYRICS: Barbie Was Born in a Barn Parody by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger Barbie Was Born in a Barn -- She wasn’t raised in Malibu, no shiny pink Corvette...DOWNLOAD

Lyrics: Tumbleweed Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Tumbleweed - DOWNLOAD(Verse 1) You blow in like the wind, never stayin’ long, Your restless heart's been wanderin' since the day you were born. No roots to hold you

BIG Ag and Texas Don’t Mix Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands DOWNLOAD THE MP3[Verse 1] Down here in Texas, we like things small Family farms where we know ’em all But here comes Big Ag with their suits

PEORIA, Illinois. At seventy-two, farmer Earl Bemis has reportedly made his first respectable profit, after spending fifty years planting crops, repairing equipment, worrying about rain and arguing with grain buyers. The winning crop was neither

Portage County Randolph Fair 4-H: Border Collie Herds the Judges Captain Organizes Three Adults Without a Meeting RANDOLPH, Ohio — The Portage County Randolph Fair 4-H dog show has produced an unexpected demonstration of livestock management after

NEW YORK, New York. Wall Street analysts have discovered the most valuable asset on an American farm is not the land, the grain or the machinery. It is the ability to convince wealthy people that

Washington's new software is asked to find the missing bushels WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Agriculture has announced that artificial intelligence will help verify its crop production reports, following a statistical mix-up in

The 4 A.M. Alarm Is Not a Self-Care Ritual MANHATTAN, Kansas (Farm.FM) — A lifestyle influencer has declared that farm life is the ultimate wellness retreat after a quick visit to a working cattle ranch.Wearing a

Fall menu adds a First Operating Loan package SALINA, Kan. — A farm cooperative has added special-occasion diesel to its fall offerings after discovering that members were already discussing routine fill-ups in the subdued tones ordinarily

Fantasy readers imagine impossible worlds. Farmers imagine a profitable soybean crop. WICHITA FALLS, Texas — A recent article about fantasy-fiction readers praised their ability to build complex worlds, entertain impossible possibilities, and hold contradictory ideas in

Scientists Discover Cold Dairy Can Cool a Hot Temper LAWTON, Oklahoma - A revolutionary discovery in frozen relationship medicine suggests that mint chocolate chip ice cream may be the world's first natural treatment for romantic jealousy.Researchers

A Twenty-Year Warranty Lasts Four Minutes With a Bull AMARILLO, Texas (Farm.FM) — A manufacturer of farm gate hinges has withdrawn its 20-year warranty from one Panhandle ranch after a bull named Chairman Angus destroyed the

Customers Ask Where to Scan the Chickens LANCASTER COUNTY, Pennsylvania (Farm.FM) — A roadside farm stand has introduced self-checkout technology to save time, reduce lines and give customers the authentic rural experience of arguing with a

Texas Sheep Refuse to Pay Designers for Wool FREDERICKSBURG, Texas — The county livestock exhibition took a turn toward international glamour after local organizers introduced Livestock Fashion Week, an agricultural runway event intended to challenge the

The Biggest Crop Meets the Lowest Price DECATUR, Illinois (Farm.FM) — A central Illinois farmer celebrated the biggest farm yield of his career Tuesday by harvesting enough corn to break the county record and enough financial

Every Employee Can Jump the Fence EUGENE, Ore. (Farm.FM) — A goat dairy farm has announced a crisis of managerial authority after every employee demonstrated an ability to jump the fence, climb the equipment and eat

Holstein representatives demand overtime and an explanation of capitalism TULARE, California — American dairy cows produced about 2.6 percent more milk in September than they did a year earlier, an achievement that markets responded to by

Farmers Ask for Coverage Against the Paperwork WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Agriculture is updating federal crop insurance options for the next crop year, giving producers expanded coverage opportunities and creating fresh demand

Soil requires no subscription CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — A farmer operating a cloud-connected tractor lost his signal in the back forty Tuesday and continued working after discovering that the earth remained available without a subscription.The tractor

Scientists Say Married Couples Can Remember What Kissing Was For ARDMORE, Oklahoma - Marriage researchers have discovered a natural dairy remedy for one of America's most serious romantic conditions: couples who have been together so long

Dairy Cows Demand Influencer Royalties LANCASTER, Pennsylvania - American dairy cows are demanding royalty payments after learning that cottage cheese has become a social-media sensation, with fitness influencers and nutrition enthusiasts turning a once-unremarkable refrigerator staple

Third diesel purchase in four days prompts the offer VERNON, Texas — After his third diesel purchase in four days, a rancher hauling water to cattle asked his fuel supplier to pick a child whose college

The Rules Are Multiplying in the Filing Cabinet LANCASTER, Pa. (Farm.FM) — Dairy farm regulations have been spotted multiplying in a filing cabinet, prompting a local farmer to ask whether compliance documents require their own breeding

Mississippi Pig Promises Free Feed and Honest Government TUPELO, Mississippi — County livestock officials opened an investigation after a prize-winning Hampshire pig announced his candidacy for honorary livestock commissioner, promising to restore integrity to an institution

Colorado Electric Fence Becomes Most Honest Technology Seminar in America PUEBLO, Colorado — A Colorado County Farm & Ranch Expo has unexpectedly become the nation's most effective educational conference after a visiting corporate consultant ignored a

Government offers insurance against an economic disaster farmers are already experiencing SIOUX FALLS, South Dakota — The U.S. Department of Agriculture has opened enrollment for next year's Dairy Margin Coverage program, giving producers until December 18

Praise is cheap, nitrogen is not AMES, Iowa - Midwestern farmers facing another round of fertilizer price increases have started looking into an alternative crop nutrition system built on positive thinking, verbal encouragement and, once in

The List Ends at Dawn and Starts Again at Dawn MANHATTAN, Kansas (Farm.FM) — A Kansas family announced Thursday that every item on its farm chores list had been completed at 6:12 a.m., the first recorded

Pest Disrupts Trade With No Permit and No Tariff Paid MEXICO CITY — International trade experts are studying an extraordinary development after an avocado seed weevil showed that a creature smaller than a fingernail can interfere

California Holstein Won't Work Without an Assistant VISALIA, California — The county livestock show has gone off the rails after dairy producers launched a new competition meant to recognize cows for accomplishments extending beyond their traditional