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LYRICS: Barbie Was Born in a Barn Parody by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger Barbie Was Born in a Barn -- She wasn’t raised in Malibu, no shiny pink Corvette...DOWNLOAD

Lyrics: Tumbleweed Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Tumbleweed - DOWNLOAD(Verse 1) You blow in like the wind, never stayin’ long, Your restless heart's been wanderin' since the day you were born. No roots to hold you

The Aggie Fight Song Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds The Aggie Bar Fight Song: Music and Lyrics by Alan NafzgerFREE DOWNLOAD -  Aggie Bar Fight Song .mp3Verse 1: I walked into a bar, a

Hay Bale Fail By Bale Harrison & The Field HandsFREE DOWNLOAD THE HAY FARMER'S HIT SONG -- Hay Bale Fail.MP3We stacked the hay, way up high Thought our love was built to fly But those bales started swaying,

Six Hundred Cows Asked to Hold Their Breath FRESNO, Calif. (Farm.FM) — A dairy farm methane emissions investigation has placed 600 cows under questioning after an environmental consultant suggested they reduce greenhouse gases by holding their

The Diner Pays $38; the Grower Gets Pocket Change AUSTIN, Texas (Farm.FM) — A farm to table restaurant has unveiled a $38 carrot appetizer featuring one roasted carrot, three drops of reduced something, and a 600-word

Songwriters celebrate the best supply of depressing material in forty years. NASHVILLE, Tennessee — America's worsening agricultural finances have produced an unexpected economic winner: country music.While farmers worry about commodity prices, operating loans and the possibility

Agribusiness Condemns Handouts, Then Collects Billions in Farm Subsidies WASHINGTON, D.C. (Farm.FM) — American agribusiness has achieved a political breakthrough: it now supports rugged individualism, provided the individual is carrying a government check.At the National Conference

Subsidy Machine Posts Record Harvest of Taxpayer Dollars as Family Farms Disappear WASHINGTON, D.C. (Farm.FM) — Agricultural researchers have identified a remarkable new crop that survives drought, floods, blight, tariffs, inflation and even congressional incompetence.It's called

Silage Juice and Single 'Til Further Notice Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands The End of the End of the Farm – Music and Lyrics by Alan NafzgerDOWNLOAD Verse 1: Well, I was workin’ hard down by

The Bank Wants Three Generations of Co-Signers SALINA, Kansas (Farm.FM) — A bank reviewing farm ownership loans has reportedly introduced a new requirement: applicants must provide three generations of co-signers, a wealthy uncle, and a signed

Banker approves another operating loan after farmer turns $500,000 into $470,000. KANSAS CITY, Missouri — American farmers have developed a remarkable financial strategy: borrow half a million dollars, spend eleven months working harder than everybody else,

Committee asks why agriculture needs diesel when Washington makes bullshit for free. WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congress has launched an investigation into America's worsening farm finances after discovering that farmers have been spending enormous amounts of money

Bank values the farm at $4 million, won't fund a $400 tire. AMES, Iowa — A Midwestern farmer has been informed that he is worth $4 million, news delivered moments before his debit card was declined

Dairy herd demands overtime pay, better hay and a union. MADISON, Wisconsin — Fertilizer has become so expensive that Midwestern farmers are looking at their cattle with the hopeful expressions normally reserved for lottery tickets. The

Congress Promises Help for Small Farmers, Mails Subsidies to the Largest Operations WASHINGTON, D.C. (Farm.FM) — Congress has unveiled a bold plan to save the family farm by making it big enough to need its own

Researchers Find Morning Huddles Cut Milk Output ITHACA, New York (Farm.FM) — A dairy science research team has concluded that cows produce less useful work during mandatory team meetings, a result hailed by farm workers as

47 pages, five certifications, one repossessed tractor. WASHINGTON, D.C. — Federal officials have unveiled a revolutionary farm relief program designed to help struggling farmers survive until the government finishes determining whether they qualify as struggling farmers.The

The Herd Wants Taller Fences to Climb Over LEXINGTON, Kentucky (Farm.FM) — A herd of dairy goats has voted unanimously to organize and demand stronger fences, higher climbing platforms and workplace recognition for their ongoing contribution

Cows don't observe Saturdays and corn won't take federal holidays. DES MOINES, Iowa — American farmers struggling to make a living have received groundbreaking career advice: get another job.The recommendation solves an economic problem that has

Selling corn below cost is not a business model. It's charity with tractors. DES MOINES, Iowa — American farmers have achieved the seemingly impossible: growing enough corn to feed a continent while struggling to afford lunch.

Agricultural Giants Praise Self-Reliance, Then Request a Prepaid Envelope DES MOINES, Iowa (Farm.FM) — The nation's largest agricultural interests have clarified their position on economic freedom: prices should be set by the market, profits should belong

Officials say this time the bankruptcy forms are online. WASHINGTON, D.C. — Federal agriculture officials have offered farmers a reassuring new guarantee: the farm crisis of the 1980s cannot possibly happen again because it already happened

Europe Gets the Cheese CANBERRA, Australia — Australia's dairy farmers have examined their proposed free trade deal with Europe and discovered that "free" means somebody else gets to sell the cheese while you receive a complimentary

Midwest Farmers Check Diesel Prices, Not Chip Prices AMES, Iowa (Farm.fm) — News that Chinese AI stocks had lost $480 billion in four months reached the coffee table at the Story County grain elevator at 6:40

Farmers ask whether growing crops is still part of the plan. WASHINGTON, D.C. — An agriculture cost-cutting seminar has discovered the secret to surviving expensive farming: stop purchasing the things required to farm. The savings are

Farm country got there first LUBBOCK, Texas (Farm.FM) — Governments across the planet are advising citizens to store several days of emergency food. In agricultural communities, the announcement has been greeted with mild astonishment by people

Government Prices the Change at 87 Pence a Pig PIG COUNTRY, England — British pig farmers woke up this week to discover that the government is considering changing the gas used to stun pigs before slaughter.Nobody

Buffalo Milk Has Nowhere to Go NAPLES, Italy — Italy has encountered the one problem its world-famous mozzarella industry cannot solve with olive oil, a grandmother and a passionate argument conducted entirely with hand gestures: the

Truck Bed Inspiration Performed by Whiskey Wind & The Prairie Boys Truck Bed Inspiration - DownloadVerse 1: The Meeting with the ExecutiveWell, I walked into the office, executive’s on his throne, He said, "Son, we need a truck

A Judge Looks at the Guest List BISMARCK, North Dakota. The state has discovered a strange new principle of representative government: when ranchers help pay for an institution, they may reasonably expect a chance to participate