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Farmer Asks Whether Government Can Start a Combine First AMES, Iowa — Progressive politicians celebrating America's anti-Trump election backlash have unveiled the agricultural equivalent of economic equality: every farmer will receive exactly the same access to

LYRICS: Barbie Was Born in a Barn Parody by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger Barbie Was Born in a Barn -- She wasn’t raised in Malibu, no shiny pink Corvette...DOWNLOAD

Lyrics: Tumbleweed Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Tumbleweed - DOWNLOAD(Verse 1) You blow in like the wind, never stayin’ long, Your restless heart's been wanderin' since the day you were born. No roots to hold you

The Aggie Fight Song Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds The Aggie Bar Fight Song: Music and Lyrics by Alan NafzgerFREE DOWNLOAD -  Aggie Bar Fight Song .mp3Verse 1: I walked into a bar, a

Stone-Cold Done With You Female Country Vocal | Texas Honky-Tonk | Witty Heartbreak Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds[Verse 1] Had supper on the table, Wore that little dress in red. You walked right past my kisses, Went

Equal Farm Profits Leave Everyone Owing $47 and Half a Holstein MADISON, Wis. — America's political revolution has reached the dairy barn, where progressive politicians celebrating anti-Trump election victories have encountered an unexpected obstacle to their

Iowa Farmers Learn the Market Does Not Attend Rallies AMES, Iowa — Republican agricultural strategists are facing a serious communications problem after discovering that corn prices refuse to respond to political speeches.For years, Washington operated under

Europe Wants the Food but Would Prefer No Agriculture BRUSSELS, Belgium — Brazilian agricultural exports to Europe are booming, creating a significant challenge for European Union officials who must now determine how to welcome additional food

Cattle Ask Scientists to Check Congress for Parasites COLLEGE STATION, Texas — Scientists at Texas A&M University are undertaking an ambitious genetic investigation of the New World screwworm, a dangerous livestock parasite, after American cattle reportedly

Virtual fencing replaces barbed wire with monthly billing LEWISTOWN, Montana — For 150 years, American ranchers have been plagued by a simple problem: fences break. Fortunately, Silicon Valley has solved it by inventing fences that can

Insurers Decline After Disasters Outpace Hailstorms WORTHINGTON, Minnesota — After examining Republican tariffs, Democratic regulations, soaring fuel prices and disappearing export markets, farmers are considering a third option: purchasing political crop insurance. Every time Washington makes

USDA Calls It an Exciting Opportunity to Lose Money Faster DES MOINES, Iowa — American agriculture has achieved a remarkable economic milestone: farmers are now experiencing rising income and declining purchasing power simultaneously, an accomplishment previously

Farmers Try Positive Affirmations in Place of Nitrogen PEORIA, Illinois — American farmers have received another encouraging message from the agricultural economy: fertilizer prices are increasing, profit margins remain uncertain, and the nation's corn plants have

Agnes Wants Maternity Leave Like the Humans Get FOND DU LAC, Wisconsin (Farm.FM) — A dairy cow named Agnes has demanded maternity leave after discovering an employee handbook in the farm office, launching a labor dispute

Republicans Lose Rural Voters Over Empty Plates HUTCHINSON, Kansas — Republican officials across rural America are confronting an unprecedented agricultural discovery: campaign promises contain almost no nutritional value.The finding emerged after several farmers attempted to substitute

Farmers ask for one that turns green when they make money AURORA, New York (Farm.FM) — Cornell scientists have engineered tomato plants that turn red-purple when they run short of nitrogen, a breakthrough that has American

Governments Celebrate While Tractors Run on Wire and Optimism PARIS, France — Governments around the world have achieved a remarkable milestone in agricultural economics: more than $950 billion in annual support for agriculture, proving that humanity

Farm Debt and Tractor Demand Collide in Waterloo WATERLOO, Iowa — John Deere announced plans to hire more than 400 factory workers and recall more than 275 employees in Waterloo, introducing an unexpected development in American

Rural Kansans Count What Loyalty Bought Them GARDEN CITY, Kansas — American farmers are reconsidering their political relationship with Washington after discovering that the nation's most profitable agricultural enterprise may actually be the harvesting of rural

Kansas Farmers Ask for a Different Kind of Liberty DODGE CITY, Kansas — Republican economists have unveiled a revolutionary explanation for agricultural financial distress: Farmers who lose everything are not experiencing bankruptcy. They are experiencing an

Missouri Farmers Cite Irreconcilable Economic Differences SEDALIA, Missouri — America's rural counties have entered political divorce proceedings after a decade-long relationship with the Republican Party allegedly deteriorated over money, broken promises and disagreements about who was

Basis keeps Chicago's good news in the parking lot STORM LAKE, Iowa — A rally in corn futures reached a local grain elevator Tuesday morning and was asked to wait outside while the manager finished posting

Rural Voters Who Defended Trump at Reunions Reconsider the Marriage STORM LAKE, Iowa — The longest-running political romance in rural America is facing a difficult conversation.For years, farmers defended Donald Trump against relatives, neighbors, television commentators

Resentment Does Not Qualify as Fertilizer DES MOINES, Iowa — America's agricultural community has apparently discovered a new crop following the midterm elections: political resentment, which requires no fertilizer, survives drought and produces an abundant harvest

Bankers Prepare to Collect Everything That Is Not Nailed Down OMAHA, Nebraska — American farmers have nearly finished harvesting their soybean crop, achieving the remarkable feat of producing billions of dollars in agricultural commodities while remaining

Ranch Heifer Prices Rival Vacation Homes Replacement Heifers Now Come With Listings and Financing WICHITA FALLS, Texas (Farm.FM) — Ranch heifer prices have climbed to the point where North Texas cow-calf producer Marlene Fisk is comparing replacement

Minnesota Dairy Farmers Care More About Bills Than Theory MANKATO, Minnesota — Progressive political organizers are celebrating a breakthrough in rural America after discovering that struggling farmers can sometimes be persuaded to attend a Democratic meeting

Kansas Wheat Growers Endure Speeches on Prosperity SALINA, Kansas — Republican political consultants have discovered that rural voters possess a breaking point.Unfortunately, agricultural economists report that the breaking point is located several dollars below the cost

Newcomers Finance the American Dream Until Age 93 CHEYENNE, Wyoming — Wyoming has identified a way to start a ranch without winning the lottery: begin with almost nothing, work constantly, borrow carefully, and put off retirement

The Cows Insist on Eating Actual Food LANCASTER, Pa. — A dairy farm attempting to reduce feed costs has discovered that cows are stubbornly committed to eating actual food rather than the promises made at a

Runs Great Means He Hasn't Started It Since 2019 SALINA, Kansas (Farm.FM) — An online listing for farm equipment for sale has triggered a countywide investigation into the phrase "runs great" after the seller admitted he

🎵 Old MacDonald Had a Wife Lyrics by Alan Nafzger Ranchers Ask USDA for Help Listening to Wives An Original Farm.FM Farm Comedy Song Verse 1: Selective Hearing 🤠 Old MacDonald had a ranch, E-I-E-I-O! And on that ranch he had a