Tinsel Vandergraph

Tinsel Vandergraph is the Digital Affairs Editor at Bohiney Magazine, where she covers algorithm breakdowns, SEO existentialism, and the emotional lives of content marketers. With a degree in Cognitive Semiotics from UC Santa Cruz and a minor in passive-aggressive tweet analysis, Tinsel has spent a decade translating tech absurdity into satire that hurts just enough. Her work blends digital expertise with deadpan humor, exposing the tangled romance between AI tools and human insecurity. She’s been quoted in Wired, ghostwritten for a chatbot in therapy, and once got shadowbanned by LinkedIn for using the word "synergy" ironically. When not diagnosing SEO trends, she can be found moodboarding heartbreaks on Pinterest or emotionally manipulating A/B tests for sport.