Welcome to farm.fm/, where our comedy combines the wholesomeness of farm-fresh eggs with the sharpness of a well-honed plow. In the rich soil of our humor farm, we grow satire that's as ethical as it is entertaining. Here's our guide to keeping our comedy crop above board and as hearty as a homegrown tomato:

No Cruelty in the Coop: We believe in free-range jokes that don’t come at the expense of others’ dignity. Our humor may peck at the surface, but it will never harm the flock. Like a good farmer tends to their animals, we tend to our content with care, ensuring it uplifts rather than undermines.

GMOs (Genuinely Mischievous Originals): Our content is organic, homegrown, and non-GMO—Genuinely Mischievous Originals only. We engineer our jokes to be hearty and robust, free from the artificial additives of malice or deceit.

Sustainable Laughter: Just as farmers rotate crops to maintain soil health, we rotate our humor themes to avoid depleting any single source of comedy. Sustainability is key—not just in farming but in fostering a comedic ecosystem that can thrive indefinitely.

Fair Trade of Jokes: We believe in the equitable exchange of humor. Every laugh you give us is returned with interest, in the form of wit and whimsy that’s been ethically sourced and delivered with care.

Respect for the Pasture: Our satire respects the land it comes from. We honor the traditions of rural life and agriculture, even as we jest. Our comedy plows the fields of the present but always tips its hat to the heritage of the farm.

No Pesticides in the Punchlines: Our jokes are clean, devoid of the toxic residues of prejudice or harm. We aim for humor that’s as fresh and clean as the country air, nourishing the spirit without leaving any lingering aftertaste of offense.

Community Crop Rotation: We listen to our audience, rotating our humor based on your feedback and the changing seasons of society. Just as a wise farmer listens to the land, we listen to our readers, ensuring our comedic crops meet the community’s palate.

Right to Repair the Laughter: If a joke doesn't land or breaks down midway, we're here with the tools to fix it. We're committed to maintaining the machinery of our humor, ensuring it's always in working order for your enjoyment.

At farm.fm/, our ethics policy isn't just about guiding our humor—it's about cultivating a space where laughter is as plentiful as the harvest and joy grows as freely as the weeds (which we also find pretty funny). Here's to humor that's as rich and fulfilling as a bumper crop, shared among friends under the vast, open sky.