Mule Becomes Social Media Influencer
Old Clyde took selfies by the barn,
With filters set to “Rural Charm.”
Ma said, “He’s got more fans than me,”
While Pa just grunted, “Let him be.”
Lou managed merch and hashtags bold,
“#MuleMoodMonday” taking hold.
Granny knit sweaters for each post,
And Clyde went viral eating toast.
He sold oat milk to city teens,
And danced on TikTok in blue jeans.
The preacher said, “This beast’s divine,”
While signing deals for mule-washed wine.
Now brands compete for every bray,
He vlogs his naps and bales of hay.
Clyde’s rich, aloof, and barely cares,
Just tweets, “Don’t @ me. I eat pears.”
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on October 27, 2026 by Alan Nafzger