Farmer Joins Dating App, Accidentally Matches with His Favorite Cow

He swiped right on “BessieBoo92,”
She liked hayrides and chewing cud too.
Her eyes seemed kind, her vibe just right,
So he messaged, “Let’s moo-ve in tonight.”
She replied with a gentle “Mmmrrhh,”
Which he thought meant love–and maybe more.
The date was set near pasture nine,
He brought roses and boxed red wine.
But there she stood with a bell and tags,
Sniffin’ his jeans and licking his bags.
“Well I’ll be–ain’t this a pickle,”
He sighed, then laughed till his ribs did tickle.
They took a selfie, she licked his ear,
“Guess I’m dating local,” he said with cheer.
Now folks ask how romance blooms,
He says, “With cud, not costumes.”

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on December 24, 2023 by Alan Nafzger