Horse Teaches Spin Class in Austin, Declares War on Peloton

He strutted in with saddle pride,
“Y’all ready to sweat and country ride?”
No screens, no charts, no digital lies,
Just hoofbeats syncing with outlaw cries.
He neighed out beats, his tail on cue,
“Drop those calories, or I’ll buck you!”
Peloton reps came to protest,
But fled when met with equine chest.
He reared and kicked their smoothie cart,
Then galloped laps like equine art.
Now hipsters line up just to sweat,
And tip him hay for fitness debt.
The barn’s now lit with disco light,
And horses DJ every night.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on December 27, 2023 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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