Politician Promises “Free Corn for All,” Starts Agricultural Riot
He waved a cob, made bold decrees:
“No child shall lack corn in these counties!”
But farmers frowned, the math was bad,
“He’s givin’ our corn away like mad!”
Tractors blocked his motorcade,
A goat delivered a lawsuit parade.
“Free corn? At what expense?”
Asked one scarecrow behind a fence.
The press arrived, corn flew like hail,
One poor aide got husked on bail.
“It’s chaos,” screamed the Ag Sec’s niece,
“There’s no such thing as free maize peace!”
The politician fled that night,
In fear of kernel-fueled spite.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on October 14, 2021 by Alan Nafzger