Politician Promises “Free Corn for All,” Starts Agricultural Riot

He waved a cob, made bold decrees:
“No child shall lack corn in these counties!”
But farmers frowned, the math was bad,
“He’s givin’ our corn away like mad!”
Tractors blocked his motorcade,
A goat delivered a lawsuit parade.
“Free corn? At what expense?”
Asked one scarecrow behind a fence.
The press arrived, corn flew like hail,
One poor aide got husked on bail.
“It’s chaos,” screamed the Ag Sec’s niece,
“There’s no such thing as free maize peace!”
The politician fled that night,
In fear of kernel-fueled spite.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on October 14, 2021 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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