Cowboy Starts Podcast, Accidentally Records 48 Hours of Horse Chewing

He bought a mic off eBay’s bin,
And sat by Bucky with a grin.
“This here’s Cowboy Chats,” he said,
But Bucky just chewed hay instead.
The episode aired with zero talk,
Just slobber sounds and snorts that squawk.
Fans tuned in from coast to coast,
“ASMR? This is the most!”
One listener claimed it cured her stress,
Another said, “I dreamt of the West!”
The cowboy tried to make it right,
But the hay sounds hit viral height.
Now he’s booked for tours and gigs,
While Bucky’s agent negotiates swigs.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on October 16, 2021 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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