Horse Becomes Life Coach, Teaches Confidence by Galloping Away from All Responsibilities

Ma said, “He booked a TED Talk slot?”
Pa laughed, “He’s just runnin’ from the lot.”
Horse whinnied deep from barnyard soul,
“True strength is ditchin’ every role.”
“If bills arrive–just break the gate,
And gallop toward your destined fate.”
Goat nodded, started skipping chores,
While Rooster galloped through feed store doors.
Granny wept with prideful cheers,
As Horse dodged taxes for seven years.
“Leave burdens where the hay once laid,
Real courage means you never stayed.”
Preacher gasped, “This ain’t divine!”
But Horse kicked down his sermon sign.
Now city folks quote Horsey’s creed,
“Run fast from jobs–succeed with speed!”
And therapy barns charge per neigh,
For folks who want to trot away.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on February 19, 2025 by Alan Nafzger