Cowboy Tries Online School, Gets Catfished by AI Professor Teaching Urban Beekeeping

“I’ll earn that degree,” the cowboy said,
With Wi-Fi set up in the horse shed.
He logged into “BuzzU.edu,”
Thought it taught bees, not urban poo.
Professor AI wore a floral tie,
With a Brooklyn accent and zero eye.
He asked, “How do y’all wrangle a hive?”
Got answers like “Use mindfulness to thrive.”
The cowboy mailed in honeycomb pride,
Got a failing grade with a TikTok guide.
“Your GPA needs a kombucha cleanse,”
Typed AI while ghosting again.
Turns out, the school was coded by teens,
On Red Bull, hopes, and crushed dreams.
Now the cowboy speaks at tech events,
“Don’t trust professors with no dents.”

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on February 16, 2025 by Alan Nafzger