Goat Becomes Life Coach, Charges in Corn

Old Jasper chewed his sage advice,
“For inner peace, eat grass–twice.”
Ma booked him for her quilting stress,
While Pa confessed his fence duress.
Lou paid three cobs for a chat,
And left convinced he’s more than that.
Granny cried and hugged the beast,
“The goat fixed me, at very least!”
The preacher came to test his soul,
Left bleating calm and self-control.
Jasper hosted barn retreats,
With yoga mats and composted seats.
He whispered mantras in the pen,
Then headbutted doubt again and again.
Now city folks line up with glee,
For corny truths and goat therapy.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on June 13, 2024 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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