Farmer Installs Smart Fence, Cows Hack It for Netflix Access

The fence could talk, it could detect,
But cows are sly, and know their tech.
“Moo,” said one, “Alexa, play!”
The gate swung wide by end of day.
They found a way to spoof the grid,
By chewing cords and flipping lids.
They watched *Beef* and *Breaking Bad* with grace,
And rated shows from feeding place.
A bull got hooked on *Bridgerton*,
Now wears a cravat when he runs.
The farmer screamed, “This can’t be real!”
But Netflix billed him for a veal.
He tried to fight the bovine breach,
But cows just laughed and changed the speech.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger earned his Ph.D. in political science, with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, blending his passion for farming with academic rigor. He holds a master's degree in public administration, emphasizing rural development and governance, and a bachelor's degree in political science, where he began exploring the intersection of politics and agriculture. With a dual career spanning 57 years, Professor Nafzger has established himself as an expert in both the academic world of political science and the practical realm of farming, ranching, and dairy management. He has dedicated his professional life to teaching courses on rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing his family farm, where he applies the very principles he teaches.

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