Farmer Installs Smart Fence, Cows Hack It for Netflix Access
The fence could talk, it could detect,
But cows are sly, and know their tech.
“Moo,” said one, “Alexa, play!”
The gate swung wide by end of day.
They found a way to spoof the grid,
By chewing cords and flipping lids.
They watched *Beef* and *Breaking Bad* with grace,
And rated shows from feeding place.
A bull got hooked on *Bridgerton*,
Now wears a cravat when he runs.
The farmer screamed, “This can’t be real!”
But Netflix billed him for a veal.
He tried to fight the bovine breach,
But cows just laughed and changed the speech.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)