City Folk Open Petting Zoo, Panic When Animals Actually Roam
They set up goats by a juice truck stand,
And offered alpacas “with Instagram brand.”
But the fences were flimsy, the locks a joke,
So the sheep escaped and stormed the poke bowl yoke.
A llama made off with a banker’s purse,
While a pig chewed up a stroller–worse.
A cow mooed so hard a baby cried,
Then sat on a Prius and slowly sighed.
The city slickers screamed, “They’re wild beasts!”
As a goat devoured the gluten-free feasts.
A toddler hugged a goose too long,
And the goose taught him right from wrong.
Now the zoo’s a cautionary tale,
And the goats run free through Bloomingdale’s.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on October 27, 2025 by Alan Nafzger