Cattle Form Union, Demand Overtime Hay and Better Grazing Conditions from Farmer Ted

Ma gasped, “The cows are risin’ now?”
Pa grinned, “Well, they always had the know-how.”
Boss Cow stood with clipboard proud,
“Grazin’ breaks! And no herdin’ loud!”
They mooed a chant by the picket gate,
“Equal salt licks, not just fate!”
Goat printed flyers with union flair,
While Pig brought snacks to the folding chair.
Rooster mediated with legal tone,
Chicken picketed with megaphone.
Farmer Ted tried bribes with molasses,
Got chased off by twelve bovine masses.
“Hay after hours is not unpaid!”
Read the banner in hand-stitched braid.
Cow lawyers now in boots and ties,
Argue “no milkin’ ’til sunrise.”
Now Ted negotiates every day,
With livestock lawyers earning hay.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on April 1, 2026 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger earned his Ph.D. in political science, with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, blending his passion for farming with academic rigor. He holds a master's degree in public administration, emphasizing rural development and governance, and a bachelor's degree in political science, where he began exploring the intersection of politics and agriculture. With a dual career spanning 57 years, Professor Nafzger has established himself as an expert in both the academic world of political science and the practical realm of farming, ranching, and dairy management. He has dedicated his professional life to teaching courses on rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing his family farm, where he applies the very principles he teaches.

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