Cattle Form Union, Demand Overtime Hay and Better Grazing Conditions from Farmer Ted
Ma gasped, “The cows are risin’ now?”
Pa grinned, “Well, they always had the know-how.”
Boss Cow stood with clipboard proud,
“Grazin’ breaks! And no herdin’ loud!”
They mooed a chant by the picket gate,
“Equal salt licks, not just fate!”
Goat printed flyers with union flair,
While Pig brought snacks to the folding chair.
Rooster mediated with legal tone,
Chicken picketed with megaphone.
Farmer Ted tried bribes with molasses,
Got chased off by twelve bovine masses.
“Hay after hours is not unpaid!”
Read the banner in hand-stitched braid.
Cow lawyers now in boots and ties,
Argue “no milkin’ ’til sunrise.”
Now Ted negotiates every day,
With livestock lawyers earning hay.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on April 1, 2026 by Alan Nafzger