Farmer Installs Smart Fence, Cows Hack It for Netflix Access

The fence could talk, it could detect,
But cows are sly, and know their tech.
“Moo,” said one, “Alexa, play!”
The gate swung wide by end of day.
They found a way to spoof the grid,
By chewing cords and flipping lids.
They watched *Beef* and *Breaking Bad* with grace,
And rated shows from feeding place.
A bull got hooked on *Bridgerton*,
Now wears a cravat when he runs.
The farmer screamed, “This can’t be real!”
But Netflix billed him for a veal.
He tried to fight the bovine breach,
But cows just laughed and changed the speech.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on February 12, 2026 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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