Lyrics: Why Ya Wanna Be an Outlaw?
Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds
Wanna Be an Outlaw?: Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger & Vicki Prall
(Verse 1)
Hey there, cowboy, let me ask you why,
You’re ridin’ solo under that open sky.
With your six-shooter out and your saddle worn,
When you could be livin’ that family norm.
(Chorus)
Why ya wanna be an outlaw,
When you could be an in-law?
Trade your spurs for slippers at the door,
Swap those long, dusty trails for backyard BBQ tales,
Why ya wanna be an outlaw, when being in-law’s much more fun?
(Verse 2)
You’re out dodgin’ sheriffs and breakin’ the rules,
When you could be at brunch, avoiding political fools.
Pass the mashed potatoes, hear your aunt’s advice,
Who needs a posse when in-laws suffice?
(Chorus)
Why ya wanna be an outlaw,
When you could be an in-law?
Swap your horse for a comfy La-Z-Boy seat,
Trade your jailbreak plans for family football in the street,
Why ya wanna be an outlaw, when in-laws are sweet?
(Bridge)
You’ll get a mother-in-law with her ‘helpful’ tips,
And a father-in-law who insists on fishing trips.
Cousins will drive you nuts, that’s for sure,
But no one’s after you with the law at the door!
(Verse 3)
Picture Thanksgiving with pie and grace,
Not wanted posters with your outlaw face.
Get a hug from Granny, no shootout needed,
And play board games ’til someone gets heated.
(Chorus)
Why ya wanna be an outlaw,
When you could be an in-law?
Swap your boots for a family photo shoot,
Trade your dusty hideouts for your brother-in-law’s scooter,
Why ya wanna be an outlaw, when home’s absolute?
(Verse: Marital Benefits)
You could have a partner to share the ride,
No need to hide out with me by your side.
We’ll trade your bandana for a wedding band,
And you’ll have someone to hold your hand.
(Chorus)
Why ya wanna be an outlaw,
When you could be an in-law?
You’ll get a kitchen full of home-cooked meals,
And a lifetime of love, with no need for high-speed deals.
Why ya wanna be an outlaw, when marriage seals the deal?
(Outro)
So hang up your hat, there’s no need to roam,
The in-law life might just feel like home.
Sure, it’s a wild ride, with drama to spare,
But at least there’s always plenty of food to share!
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Why Ya Wanna Be an Outlaw?
When you could be an in-law?
Last Updated on October 29, 2024 by Alan Nafzger