Sheep in the Voting Booth

Election Day came bright and fine,
Till sheep marched in, all in line.
Ma yelled, “They’ve got ID!”
Each had tags marked “VOTER BEE.”
Pa asked why they cast in packs,
One replied with silent smacks.
Lou got beat by twelve white coats,
Lost to a ram with 90 votes.
The preacher cried, “It’s democratic sin!”
But the lamb won mayor with a grin.
They passed new laws to ban all dogs,
And turned the school into grazing bogs.
Now council meets at feeding time,
And bylaws must include a rhyme.
So if your ballot smells like wool,
You just got ruled by sheep and pull.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on March 8, 2025 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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