Sheep in the Voting Booth
Election Day came bright and fine,
Till sheep marched in, all in line.
Ma yelled, “They’ve got ID!”
Each had tags marked “VOTER BEE.”
Pa asked why they cast in packs,
One replied with silent smacks.
Lou got beat by twelve white coats,
Lost to a ram with 90 votes.
The preacher cried, “It’s democratic sin!”
But the lamb won mayor with a grin.
They passed new laws to ban all dogs,
And turned the school into grazing bogs.
Now council meets at feeding time,
And bylaws must include a rhyme.
So if your ballot smells like wool,
You just got ruled by sheep and pull.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on March 8, 2025 by Alan Nafzger