Ranch Dog Becomes Life Coach, Offers Motivational Barks
He sits on a stump with eyes so wise,
And growls softly, “Try not to despise.”
His clients come from far and wide,
To fetch advice and lick their pride.
“Chase your dreams like you chase them cats,
But don’t eat trash or fall for rats.”
He nods and woofs when you’re on track,
And growls when you bring dumb drama back.
He cured a cowboy’s fear of love,
By howling at stars and shoving with a shove.
He barks at doubt and sniffs out lies,
And tells influencers, “Unfilter those thighs.”
Now every rancher walks with grace,
Since Coach Biscuit barked them into place.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on August 17, 2024 by Alan Nafzger