Preacher Mistakes Rodeo for Revival
He showed up loud in Sunday whites,
While bulls broke loose in holy frights.
Ma waved her fan and yelled, “Amen!”
As broncos bucked through stalls of men.
Granny clapped through flying hats,
Lou tossed Bibles at stubborn brats.
The preacher cried, “Lay down your sin!”
While lassoed up by cow named Lynn.
He blessed the chute and kissed a steer,
Declared, “The Lord is surely near!”
One bull got saved mid spin and gore,
While ushers danced on hay-stained floor.
Pa passed out communion chips,
As cowboys took their victory dips.
Now church and rodeo are one,
With benedictions shot from gun.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on May 30, 2025 by Alan Nafzger