Preacher Mistakes Rodeo for Revival

He showed up loud in Sunday whites,
While bulls broke loose in holy frights.
Ma waved her fan and yelled, “Amen!”
As broncos bucked through stalls of men.
Granny clapped through flying hats,
Lou tossed Bibles at stubborn brats.
The preacher cried, “Lay down your sin!”
While lassoed up by cow named Lynn.
He blessed the chute and kissed a steer,
Declared, “The Lord is surely near!”
One bull got saved mid spin and gore,
While ushers danced on hay-stained floor.
Pa passed out communion chips,
As cowboys took their victory dips.
Now church and rodeo are one,
With benedictions shot from gun.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on May 30, 2025 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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