Farm Goat Becomes Influencer, Starts Beef with Kardashian Donkey
Ma sighed, “She’s posin’ again with hay hats.”
Pa muttered, “That goat just sold my chaps.”
With 2 million fans on BleatTok fame,
She brags, “I’m rustic, not the same.”
She flaunts grain bowls and salt lick gloss,
While dissin’ donkeys for bein’ crass and lost.
Her captions read “Authentic Baaae,”
While modeling boots from Monterey Bay.
The Kardashian donkey clapped back hard,
Showin’ glam shots in a Texas yard.
Goat fans rallied with ironic memes,
“Real farm life has dreams with beams!”
Meanwhile, Pa’s outta feed and fence,
But her merch line pays the rent.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on June 10, 2025 by Alan Nafzger