Politicians Visit Ranch for “Authenticity Photoshoot,” Get Chased by Ducks

Ma cackled, “They wore $900 boots!”
Pa said, “But duck poop still takes no brutes.”
They came to pose with hay and smiles,
Then waddled into poultry trials.
A senator posed with a pitchfork grip,
Then slipped on eggs and broke his hip.
The ducks, offended by campaign lies,
Launched a full attack from muddy skies.
Flapping and quacking like feathered drones,
They pecked through suits and shattered phones.
Security fled, the media cheered,
As candidates cried, “We never volunteered!”
Now every stump speech near our barn,
Requires duck insurance and extra yarn.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on March 6, 2024 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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