Horse Learns to Paint, Outsells Local Artist by Gallons

The brush was clenched in mighty teeth,
And flicked pure genius on the sheath.
“He calls this one: ‘Oats at Dusk,'”
Said the trainer, sniffing with some musk.
The critics came in droves and awe,
While the artist wept behind a straw.
“I studied in France, and what is this?”
“A chestnut’s vision of barnyard bliss!”
The gallery sold each muddy stroke,
While the horse just pooped and scratched his yoke.
Now he paints live with jazz and feed,
And signs his work with a neighing screed.
The artist? Teaching part-time now,
To donkeys sculpting scenes of plow.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on June 17, 2021 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *