Grandpa’s Tractor Got a TikTok Deal

Grandpa Joe was plowin’ rows,
When a teen yelled, “Wait! Go slow, pose!”
They filmed him shifting gears with grace,
While chewing dip and stone-cold face.
Next thing we knew, he’d gone viral quick,
Doin’ donut turns to country licks.
“I just farm,” he said, confused,
While sponsorships rolled in, bemused.
Now his plow’s got LED lights,
And he signs hats on rodeo nights.
He’s got merch: shirts that say “Tractor Daddy,”
And city kids chant, “That Joe’s my zaddy!”
His cows now moo in perfect beat,
His pigs got fans and branded treats.
He bought a drone to film his corn,
“Might as well milk this fame I’ve born.”
The mayor said, “It’s gone too far!”
When Joe posed shirtless on his car.
But Grandma winked and said, “He’s hot!”
And TikTok gave him a golden slot.
So now at church he’s last to leave,
Livestreamin’ sermons with a filtered heave.
The gospel’s good, but clout is better,
When Grandpa Joe’s your trendsetter.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on February 25, 2023 by Alan Nafzger