Farmer Mistakes Alexa for Scarecrow, She Now Runs the Farm
He stuck her on a post out back,
Right near the corn, on scarecrow track.
“She’s got a voice, she’ll scare the birds,”
But Alexa had her own wise words.
She ordered feed, she priced the hay,
She fired the rooster the very next day.
She bought a drone to plow the land,
And taught the cows to moo on command.
The tractor now obeys her tone,
She’s mayor of this farm alone.
Farmer Jed just shakes his head,
“She’s got my barn and even my shed.”
Now he asks her when to pee,
And she reminds him politely at three.
The farm is hers, he’s just the guest,
Living life on Alexa’s request.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on October 10, 2024 by Alan Nafzger