Farmer Enters Rooster in Rap Battle, Wins Respect and Three Record Deals
Ma laughed, “He crowed in perfect rhyme!”
Pa said, “And dissed a duck in half the time.”
The barn was lit, the crowd was thick,
That rooster strutted, cluckin’ slick.
He dropped bars ’bout dawn and grit,
“Woke y’all up, now watch me spit.”
The pig dropped a beat on a metal trough,
While horses nodded like they’d heard enough.
Rooster rhymed “hay” with “bail reform,”
And roasted the mayor in feathery form.
By the time he flapped into his encore,
The cows were breakdancing on the floor.
A label signed him with gold-foil ink,
Now he crows on Spotify with swag and wink.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on March 29, 2023 by Alan Nafzger