Farmer Enters Rooster in Rap Battle, Wins Respect and Three Record Deals

Ma laughed, “He crowed in perfect rhyme!”
Pa said, “And dissed a duck in half the time.”
The barn was lit, the crowd was thick,
That rooster strutted, cluckin’ slick.
He dropped bars ’bout dawn and grit,
“Woke y’all up, now watch me spit.”
The pig dropped a beat on a metal trough,
While horses nodded like they’d heard enough.
Rooster rhymed “hay” with “bail reform,”
And roasted the mayor in feathery form.
By the time he flapped into his encore,
The cows were breakdancing on the floor.
A label signed him with gold-foil ink,
Now he crows on Spotify with swag and wink.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on March 29, 2023 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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