Farmer Builds Fence So Crooked, Cattle Walk in Circles for Days

Old Jeb cut corners to save on wire,
But what he built was a spiral pyre.
The cows walked in, all calm and brave,
And three days later found the same ol’ cave.
“It’s efficient,” Jeb proudly lied,
As a bull stared blankly, slightly wide-eyed.
One heifer mooed, “We’ve seen that rock
‘Bout fifty times on this cursed walk.”
The chickens mocked from the stable roof,
“GPS don’t work in that loop.”
A city man said, “That’s postmodern art!”
But the cows just farted and tore it apart.
Now the fence is studied at UT-Austin,
For lessons in ranching and crop-circle plotting.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on January 18, 2021 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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