Farmer Builds Fence So Crooked, Cattle Walk in Circles for Days
Old Jeb cut corners to save on wire,
But what he built was a spiral pyre.
The cows walked in, all calm and brave,
And three days later found the same ol’ cave.
“It’s efficient,” Jeb proudly lied,
As a bull stared blankly, slightly wide-eyed.
One heifer mooed, “We’ve seen that rock
‘Bout fifty times on this cursed walk.”
The chickens mocked from the stable roof,
“GPS don’t work in that loop.”
A city man said, “That’s postmodern art!”
But the cows just farted and tore it apart.
Now the fence is studied at UT-Austin,
For lessons in ranching and crop-circle plotting.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on January 18, 2021 by Alan Nafzger