Chicken Starts OnlyClucks, Makes Millions Selling Feet Pics and Coop Confessionals
Ma screamed, “She’s showing toe?”
Pa said, “That hen’s got cash flow!”
Lou subscribed for “premium peck,”
Granny fainted, clutchin’ her neck.
Chicken posed on straw-strewn floor,
With captions like “Cluck You More.”
Her bio read, “No roosters near,
Just beak shots and scratchin’ cheer.”
She whispered secrets from the roost,
And once confessed to feather boost.
Pig filmed her cluck-umentary rise,
Goat DJ’d “Feathers and Thighs.”
Preacher barked, “This ain’t the way!”
But clicked a link by light of day.
City influencers went berserk,
“Chicken’s brand is holy work!”
Now her eggs come gold-embossed,
And morals? Just another cost.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)