Farmer’s Llama Becomes Life Coach, Teaches Mindfulness to Overworked Roosters
Ma said, “He hums and they breathe deep?”
Pa sighed, “A llama shrink for feathered sheep?”
Each dawn, he leads with a silent stare,
“Accept the worm. Let go the scare.”
Roosters once loud now sit and chant,
Repeating mantras like “Don’t peck Aunt.”
He’s got a TED Talk in the barn,
Titled “Find Your Zen Before You Yarn.”
One rooster cried about early clocks,
Another forgave a hen with frocks.
“Breathe in the corn, exhale the coop,”
The llama says while roosters regroup.
Now even the fox stays outside to pray,
Since enlightenment came to the farm that day.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on August 6, 2021 by Alan Nafzger