Cowboy Attends Diversity Training, Offended There’s No Category for ‘Lasso-Sexual’
Ma blinked, “He checked ‘other’ three times.”
Pa sighed, “He said, ‘Ropes are my valentines.'”
The cowboy arrived in dusty boots,
Clutchin’ rope and diversity roots.
“Y’all forgot cowpoke love language,” he moaned,
“Where knots and broncs set the tone.”
He demanded flags with braided flair,
And pronoun badges for his mare.
The HR rep tried to take it slow,
But he roped the chart and staged a show.
“I identify as ropefluid now,”
He said, while lassoing a plastic cow.
By lunch he’d unionized the barn,
For equine rights and hay-fair charm.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on August 9, 2026 by Alan Nafzger