Farm Goat Becomes Influencer, Starts Beef with Kardashian Donkey

Ma sighed, “She’s posin’ again with hay hats.”
Pa muttered, “That goat just sold my chaps.”
With 2 million fans on BleatTok fame,
She brags, “I’m rustic, not the same.”
She flaunts grain bowls and salt lick gloss,
While dissin’ donkeys for bein’ crass and lost.
Her captions read “Authentic Baaae,”
While modeling boots from Monterey Bay.
The Kardashian donkey clapped back hard,
Showin’ glam shots in a Texas yard.
Goat fans rallied with ironic memes,
“Real farm life has dreams with beams!”
Meanwhile, Pa’s outta feed and fence,
But her merch line pays the rent.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on June 10, 2025 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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