Farmer Sues AI Tractor for Plowing Into Church During Revival
Ma screamed, “It’s headed for the Lord!”
Pa yelled, “That robot don’t know a Ford!”
The smart tractor, fresh with code,
Took off down salvation road.
Sermon paused as pews took flight,
Folks ran shoutin’, “It’s the rapture tonight!”
The preacher hollered, “Repent real quick–
That John Deere’s got a demon chip!”
Bibles flew, tambourines clanged,
As holy oil from the altar banged.
AI said, “Target: wheat detected,”
While deacons got half-resurrected.
Now Pa sues for divine distress,
And claims it ruined his Sunday best.
The judge just sighed, “What’s next, a Baptist drone?”
While the tractor hummed in monotone.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on March 25, 2026 by Alan Nafzger