Cowboy Opens Spa for Cattle, Offers Mud Masks and Salt Lick Facials
Ma peeked in, “Is that lavender scent?”
Pa replied, “And a bovine on a wellness bent.”
Steers lay back with cucumber eyes,
While cows moo in meditative sighs.
They soak in troughs with peppermint hay,
And stretch their hooves in a ‘Namaste.’
One bull claimed his chakras cleared,
After yoga by a sheep who steered.
Salt lick facials, oat milk scrubs,
And deep-tissue rubs from pig-run tubs.
Even chickens come for beak massage,
While goats chant softly near a sage collage.
Now critics from Dallas pay to see,
The farm that rebranded as “HolistiCee.”
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on March 21, 2026 by Alan Nafzger