Farmer Opens Dating App Called “Plenty of Chickens,” Gets Sued by Actual Poultry
Ma sighed, “I told him not to code.”
Pa chuckled, “He matched with a toad.”
“Swipe right for boots, left for corn,”
The app declared each rural morn.
But hens got mad, said it’s exploitive,
Called the terms “deeply chicken-negative.”
Rooster filed a class-action suit,
While Goat testified in a three-piece suit.
“We were promised love, not omelet ads!”
Clucked Chicken in her yoga pads.
Farmer cried, “It’s just a joke!”
As Tinder banned him from the folk.
Pig tried beta but got ghosted twice,
Said, “I matched with Spam, not something nice.”
Lou rewrote the algorithm fast,
But got banned for catfishing a mast.
Now the app is offline, sad and dark,
But still lives on at the county park.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on July 19, 2026 by Alan Nafzger