Farm Cat Starts Paranormal Vlog, Claims Barn Is Haunted
By candlelight with fur aglow,
The tabby hissed at phantom crow.
Ma said, “That cat’s seen ghostly mice,”
Pa added, “Spirits don’t play nice.”
Lou grabbed cam and filmed the chills,
As Granny fed ghosts cornmeal pills.
The preacher came to cast out sin,
But ran when hay bales boxed him in.
Old tractor moaned from rust and grief,
The shovel floated like a leaf.
A scarecrow danced when no wind blew,
And fence posts whispered, “Moo… moo… moo.”
Each week the cat would host with flair,
Wearing goggles none could bear.
Now views pour in from coast to coast,
To watch a feline fight a ghost.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on September 25, 2026 by Alan Nafzger