Duck Opens Drive-Thru Baptism Service
“Get saved in a splash,” the sign declared,
As Duck McBill in robes prepared.
Ma drove up in her muddy truck,
Pa yelled, “This ain’t church, it’s luck!”
Lou filmed live for rural views,
While Granny prayed in rubber shoes.
The preacher frowned, then gave a nod,
“Even ducks can dunk for God.”
With every honk, the Duck took aim,
And dipped folks quick in Jesus’ name.
One cow repented, dripping clean,
A goat confessed to grazing mean.
Now traffic wraps from coop to mill,
All seeking grace from Beaky Bill.
It’s drive-thru faith, no lines, no fuss,
And holy water from a mossy bus.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)