Corn Maze Declared Sovereign Nation
Lou got lost and planted flags,
Granny stitched up corn-made tags.
Ma drew maps with syrup trails,
Pa forged coins with rusty nails.
The preacher came to consecrate,
Declared the husks a holy state.
Border guards were cows with flair,
That mooed in French to claim their air.
They passed laws banning all leaf blowers,
And made old boots their topmost donors.
A rooster ruled from throne of cobs,
While goats enforced with grain-fed mobs.
Now passports bear a cornfield seal,
And trade is done with sweet cornmeal.
The U.N. sent a puzzled scout,
But he got lost and never got out.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on February 6, 2022 by Alan Nafzger