Duck Becomes TikTok Star with Series “QuackTok: Life Lessons from a Mudhole”

Ma sighed, “He’s got more fans than church.”
Pa moaned, “He taught my Alexa to lurch.”
Duck filmed daily in the slop,
Dancin’, preachin’, never stop.
“Trust your wings and ignore the geese,”
Was his catchphrase for inner peace.
He skated in boots, did pond ASMR,
Signed to sponsors from near and far.
Goat played hype man in the back,
Pig edited each viral quack.
Chicken ran merch with glittered bills,
“QuackTok Wisdom” cured Monday chills.
Lou’s drone caught a high-angle splash,
As Duck praised mud with perfect panache.
Now Duck’s verified and media-fed,
Filmin’ TED Talks from a waterbed.

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on July 5, 2024 by Alan Nafzger

By Alan Nafzger

Professor Alan Nafzger is the publisher of Farm.FM, writing from Wichita Falls, Texas. He earned his Ph.D. in political science with a focus on rural policy and agricultural economics, a master's degree in public administration emphasizing rural development, and a bachelor's degree in political science. Over a dual career spanning 57 years, he has taught rural policy, agricultural economics, and county administration while managing a family operation that includes farming, ranching, and dairy. The classroom and the farmstead keep each other honest: he writes about the policies he has studied and the cattle, crops, and milk checks he has actually had to live with.

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