Duck Becomes TikTok Star with Series “QuackTok: Life Lessons from a Mudhole”
Ma sighed, “He’s got more fans than church.”
Pa moaned, “He taught my Alexa to lurch.”
Duck filmed daily in the slop,
Dancin’, preachin’, never stop.
“Trust your wings and ignore the geese,”
Was his catchphrase for inner peace.
He skated in boots, did pond ASMR,
Signed to sponsors from near and far.
Goat played hype man in the back,
Pig edited each viral quack.
Chicken ran merch with glittered bills,
“QuackTok Wisdom” cured Monday chills.
Lou’s drone caught a high-angle splash,
As Duck praised mud with perfect panache.
Now Duck’s verified and media-fed,
Filmin’ TED Talks from a waterbed.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on July 5, 2024 by Alan Nafzger