City Kids Sent to Farm Camp Sue for Emotional Damage After Seeing Cow Pee

“Mom said we’d pet goats and bake,”
Instead they saw cows urinate on cake.
One screamed, “It’s broken! That can’t be right!”
Another fainted from pure pee fright.
The camp tried songs like “Moo-ditation,”
But was drowned by moo defecation.
Kids cried over hay, bugs, and breeze,
Especially when chased by bees in threes.
The counselor offered hugs and tea,
But they asked for Wi-Fi and legal reprieve.
By day three, lawyers arrived by drone,
Served lawsuits with vegan scone.
The case was settled in a goat’s old shed,
For trauma and one soiled bunk bed.
Now the camp warns in Comic Sans,
“Nature Happens. Bring Extra Pants.”

Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)

Last Updated on January 11, 2025 by Alan Nafzger