Chicken Learns Morse Code, Outsmarts Fox and Joins Farm Security Council
Ma laughed, “She pecked out ‘HELP’ in corn.”
Pa said, “And she chairs meetings every morn.”
That hen tapped dots like a soldier brave,
Warnin’ the coop ‘fore a fox could cave.
She pecked SOS on the barnyard gate,
Then spelled, “INTRUDER NEAR THE BAIT.”
The farmer cried, “She’s better than my phone!”
Now she’s got an office made of stone.
She runs drills with goats and sheep,
And made the pigs give up their sleep.
Foxes now avoid the land,
Where poultry’s got a comms command.
Her walkie-talkie’s just a cluck,
But she makes more sense than a senator stuck.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on June 5, 2026 by Alan Nafzger