Auction Gone Wild
Pa went in just for a rake,
Left with llamas and a wedding cake.
Granny blinked and raised a flag,
Won a bid for a disco stag.
Ma clapped once–bought a tire fort,
Lou got sold as a tractor’s consort.
The preacher sneezed and bought a shed,
Now preaches sermons in Tool Barn Red.
Uncle Jeb tried to buy some corn,
Got two ferrets and a unicorn.
The auctioneer talked fast and sly,
Sold the moon and half the sky.
A goat in glasses made a bid,
Then sued when told “You’re just a kid.”
By sunset we’d spent all our dough,
And owned a mime, three pigs, and snow.
So if you bid, beware your clap,
Or wake up married to a cheese wheel’s map.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on May 22, 2023 by Alan Nafzger