Armadillo Launches Dating App, Matches Farmers by Tractor Brand and Hat Size
Ma swiped left on a Case IH man,
Pa got matched with a John Deere stan.
Lou made ten profiles for fun,
Granny found love with a dude named “Gun.”
App’s called “PlowMates”–hot as hay,
Filters for boots and baling pay.
You pick your soil zone, cows per acre,
Then rate each photo’s feedlot quaker.
One cowboy matched with his own steer,
Preacher matched thrice–then fled in fear.
Each date begins with “Do you brand?”
And ends with tractor races on demand.
City folks tried but got rejected,
For lacking boots and being too connected.
Now Armadillo’s rolling rich,
While rural hearts find perfect pitch.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on July 15, 2021 by Alan Nafzger