Antique Tractor for Sale

Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds

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(Verse 1)
Antique tractor for sale, says it runs just great,
A John Deere classic, it’ll plow you straight.
But check the fine print, there’s somethin’ it lacks—
No seat for your rear, no steering wheel to turn back!

(Chorus)
John Deere antique tractor runs great, so they say,
But it’s missin’ the seat and the steering wheel to sway.
The perfect tractor for a farmer who’s burned,
Lost his butt farming and don’t know which way to turn!

(Verse 2)
For the farmer with grit and an iron spine,
You stand on this Deere like you’re waltzin’ the line.
No steering required, just let it roll,
It’s the “trust-your-gut” special, a ride with soul.

(Chorus)
John Deere antique tractor runs great, that’s true,
But there’s no cushy seat, no steering wheel to pull you through.
The perfect ride if you’re down on your luck,
Lost your butt farming and can’t turn the truck!

(Bridge)
Who needs directions when you’ve got dirt roads?
Just point her straight, let the land unload.
No cushion for comfort, no handle to hold,
Just a plow-through-anything tale to be told.

(Verse 3)
If you’re feelin’ lost, this Deere’ll agree,
With no way to turn, just roll wild and free.
For farmers who’ve tried and worn out their seat,
This Deere says “hop on and ride to the beat!”

(Chorus)
John Deere antique tractor, runs great but beware,
No seat for your butt, no steering wheel in the air.
The perfect tractor for those who’ve been spurned,
Lost their way farming and don’t know where to turn!

(Outro)
So if you’re lookin’ for freedom in fields of green,
This Deere’s the one, if you know what I mean.
A classic machine for the heart so tough,
For farmers who know that steer-less is enough.

Last Updated on November 2, 2024 by Alan Nafzger