Rodeo at the Walmart
Performed by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands
Rodeo at the Walmart – DOWNLOAD
(Verse 1)
Down at the Walmart, just a regular day,
Saw a thief on a bike, tryin’ to make his big score,
But that cowboy had other plans in store.
(Chorus)
It’s a rodeo at the Walmart, the wild west ain’t gone,
With a lasso and grit, that cowboy held strong.
No need for sirens, no need to call,
Just a cowboy’s rope and a good ol’ boy.
(Verse 2)
Who needs security with a cowboy near?
He wrangled that thief like he’d wrangled a steer.
The shoppers all laughed, shoutin’ out a cheer,
While he gave that Walmart crowd a wild show right here.
(Chorus)
It’s a rodeo at the Walmart, where deals are fair,
But steal a bike and you’re caught mid-air.
Forget cameras and cops on patrol,
This cowboy’s got justice, tough as gold.
(Bridge)
Then over the speakers, what did they mean?
“Shoplifters will be hogtied at the scene.
Please enjoy the rodeo with your purchases in hand,
There’s always a cowboy on call to make a stand.”
(Verse 3)
The thief never thought he’d be hogtied like this,
Roped down to the concrete, no chance to miss.
The cowboy tipped his hat, said, “Y’all have a nice day,”
Left the crowd laughing as he strolled away.
(Chorus)
It’s a rodeo at the Walmart, under neon lights,
Where cowboys catch thieves in plain daylight.
No sirens, no chases, no fuss at all,
Just a cowboy’s justice, a rope, and a drawl.
(Outro)
So next time you’re there, if you’re tempted to steal,
Remember that cowboy and the lasso of steel.
In Walmart’s west, there’s one simple law—
“Shoplifters will be hogtied,” so you better stand back.
Last Updated on November 2, 2024 by Alan Nafzger