Cowboy Starts Podcast, Accidentally Records 48 Hours of Horse Chewing
He bought a mic off eBay’s bin,
And sat by Bucky with a grin.
“This here’s Cowboy Chats,” he said,
But Bucky just chewed hay instead.
The episode aired with zero talk,
Just slobber sounds and snorts that squawk.
Fans tuned in from coast to coast,
“ASMR? This is the most!”
One listener claimed it cured her stress,
Another said, “I dreamt of the West!”
The cowboy tried to make it right,
But the hay sounds hit viral height.
Now he’s booked for tours and gigs,
While Bucky’s agent negotiates swigs.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on October 16, 2021 by Alan Nafzger