Farmer’s Hat Gains Sentience, Runs for School Board
Ma said, “That Stetson just quoted Twain!”
Pa blinked, “And it’s campaignin’ on the grain.”
The old hat perched with wisdom vast,
Taught ethics class and grilled the past.
It wore glasses and a tiny tie,
And made speeches under open sky.
“Kids need tractors and discipline,” it roared,
Then banned calculators and praise rewards.
It debated a boot for County Lead,
And won with charm and conservative creed.
Now it governs from atop the pole,
Readin’ bylaws from a chicken roll.
We raise crops, but vote for hats,
‘Cause politicians ain’t got felt like that.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on February 18, 2023 by Alan Nafzger