Pig Builds Theme Park Called “HamLand,” Refuses to Explain the Rides
Ma asked, “Is that a bacon flume?”
Pa warned, “It ends in existential doom.”
Pig wore a vest and built with flair,
“Welcome to HamLand–if you dare!”
The Tilt-a-Trough spun mud and fear,
And Roller-Swill cost ten bucks a beer.
“No maps,” Pig said, “That ruins the vibe,”
As goats got lost near the fried bribe.
Chicken ran games with rigged rewards,
Rooster screamed “WIN!” on the accord.
“There’s no logic, just pork and flair,”
Pig shouted while flying through the air.
Granny tried the Squeal Coaster twice,
Claimed it “healed her back and made her nice.”
Now tourists come from urban pain,
To ride confusion down the grain.
Alan Nafzger (editor@bohiney.com)
Last Updated on February 3, 2022 by Alan Nafzger